Good day folks!

Based on the none-unanimous opinions of five happy executives based in CA, USA, our ratings look like this::

It’s probably a scam.

Poor performer. Barely meets the claims.

Ok. Could Be Better.

Drop dead gorgeous. It gave our editors a hard-on!

Please consider that we conclude our review over rounds of Heiniken beer and oozy pizza. This is as clinical as it gets and pretty much the way average Joes do it.

In essense: reviews by average shmoes for average joes.

Your Host,
Marcus Spencer