I’m overweight. Not because of fats, mind you. I tip the scales because of all the gadgets I lug around. There’s my cellphone in the back jean pocket. Ipod in the front right. Then there’s the wallet snug into the left right. My shirt pocket has a spy/wifi detector. And yes. My keys. Lots of keys attached to a Victorinox 15 blade swiss knife. Whew. No wonder my pants expire in a year. My shirts too. They’re dead even before they become fashion victims.

Oh well. So you can imagine how delighted I was when Thinkgeek developed the Personal Area Network Hoodie. It’s a light, breathable and wicking fabric superb for treking, biking, spelunking..you name it! The pullover brags 5 pockets, including a specially designed chest pocket with a ZIP-PIP for sunglasses and “back-up,” patent-pending magnetic closures. Just like my MacBook! The Weight Management System (WMS) for this pocket was an R & D masterpiece. I can imagine the sleepness nights incurred by the engineers. And yet there’s more. The hoodie also features the patented Personal Area Network (PAN), a detachable key chain, an epaulet to attach devices, like walkie-talkies, ventilation eyelets and an adjustable waist cord.

I bought two of these babies.

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