They call it a pandemic. But I yawn. How many did they say were infected?  A thousand? A hundred thousand? It doesn’t matter to me. Yep, I know there’s no vaccine yet and many cases have been fatal. But the thing is, I know I’m protected.

My confidence lies in the fact that whatever those buggers do, I can destroy them with my secret weapon. It isn’t a drug. It isn’t an elixir or potion. It’s electricy.

Got that right. Electricity. I use this baby to ward off diseases:

What you see is a cool electronic doodad that courses electricity right into your pulse. It isn’t painful at all, but the curret at 4Hz is more than enough to zap any virus dead. The proof of concept is simple. Viruses and bacteria die in the presence of electric fields of a certain amperage. Decades ago, a fine fella named Dr. Bob Beck of Stanford demonstrated that current across a petri dish filled with the HIV virus totally deactivates the virus. That goes for any other critter.

So bring it on, Swine Flu. Im prepared for you!

By the way, if you’re interested in the machine, it’s a $190 unit caled the RSG blood purifier.

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