I like my PCs fast. Really fast. The problem is, Windows is an inherently slow system. It loads device drivers you don’t need. It has a crappy file system that leaves fragments. It runs services that conflict and add to boot time. Why- I remember that a brand new install of Vista normally takes 1.5 minutes to load- and all it has is MS Office, Adobe and Corel Draw installed!

It’s for this reason that I love using system optimizers. I’ve spent a lot on various offerings from download.com but have fallen in love with just one: Ashampoo WinOptimizer. It’s one baby that did everything for me! Continue Reading »
Review: Ashampoo WinOptimizer Puts PC On Nitro

My computer is bloated. It’s got- oh about 1Terabyte of data on it. That’s about 1000 Gigabytes of hardcore stuff. With a mess like that, I rely on the search function of vista to look for files. No longer do I use the folders menu or the programs menu on Start. No siree…. That would take forever! Using the Search Funtion gets me what I want… FAST.

Now, there’s a new version. WS4.0. Like the existing iteration, WS4 lets you perform an rapid  search of your computer. WS4 helps you find and preview docs, mail data, music files, digicam images, and other items on the computer. I tested it- and it’s really really fast. Continue Reading »
Review: Windows Search 4.0

In commemoration of Earth Hour where every charitable soul shuts off the power for one hour, I’d like to submit Joseph Plazo’s super tips for making the earth live a tad longer:

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Earth Hour: Make Ole Mama Earth Smile!

Too much sex and violence on TV have increased the number of rapes these days. Not only do cute 13 year olds get molested, but so do 76 year old grannies. No joke. Just last week, I read of a grandma in Sudan getting it right up the arse after church. Now that’s unholy. May God burn your souls ye fiends!

Too bad she didn’t have Rapex though. That could have saved the day. There are alternative anti-rape devices like perfumes, lipsticks, chastity belts - but a new condom like device dubbed Rapex  might liberate the sexier sex in those tough situations. Here’s how it works. Continue Reading »
Review: Rapex Can Defeat a 200lb Rapist

Some people just can’t get enough sex. My previous post dissected the Honda Ultimate Sex Robot. Now here are two robots that actually have sex with each other. The zany geeks behind the sexed robots thought to make these machines more intelligent so that they can understand their partners and carry out a meaningful relationship. Scope out the video of the autonomous sexed robots enjoy how they handle their nylon genital organs.

I don’t know what it is with the Japanese. Last time I visited Tokyo, a day wouldn’t pass without hawkers selling me hentai CDs, photorealistic digital sex games, life sized dolls, vibrators… whew. It’s a the land of folks who revere sex.

And then I saw the the Ultimate Sex Robot at a convention. Now that blew me away.  Following the human anatomy, this oversexed robot has four expandable penis, vagina of various sizes, and nipple tweakers too. You simply get stimulation in every hole and appendage of your body- with enough robotic tweakers left for a partner to lay next to you.  Sigh. Continue Reading »
Review: Honda’s Ultimate Sex Robot

This comprehensive PC-care utility has a one-click approach to helping protect, repair and optimize your PC. Advanced WindowsCare Personal Edition helps protect, optimize, and repair your PC –– with daily use. Continue Reading »
Review: Advanced Windows Care 3 B1

There’s rumor that Vista SP1 enhanced Linksys Extenders with a punchy of a speed boost, especially in the transition and animation arena.

Now, it’s doubtful that the system would match the Xbox 360 just yet, but partnered with a speedy PC and SP1 the overall experience might just bump past the ceiling. Continue Reading »
Review: Vista SP1 Gets Extenders a Speed Boost