I positively drooled when Pantene models sashay on screen with those flowing glossy locks. So soft… so fragrant….so radiant!

Imagine what that could do for me and my girl! We’d stroll the mall with shiny manes. Picturing the envious stares of the frizzy haired would be such a pleasure.

Here’s Elain Heng- Pantene Image Model. Think that’s real hair???

Alas.. it remains a dream. The shampoo companies stabbed at my credit card for all its got in exchange for bottled crap of all shapes and sizes (and prices). Dry formula, damage formula, gleam formula, even dandruff-and-flea formula… I’ve tried them all. So has my girl. Nothing works. No magic. We never resemble the godesses of Mt. Pantene. Till today I wear a fuzzball mop on my head.

$5,000 poorer and years after my first bottle of Pantene, Palmolive, et al, I came to a conclusion: The shampoo industry sells sweet promises to the vain. But I feel no one will ever look like those models, even if one swims in a vat of Pantene ProV all day.

Want great hair? Ditch Pantene and fire up the blow drier.

Tesla Motors

Here’s a vehicle that looks fast even when parked.

And get this: 0-100 in 4 seconds. 100% electric powered. 250 miles per charge!

Finally, a socially responsible company that frees the good ole US from the greedy clutches of the filthy rich OPEC Arabs.

V8, V12 and all those muscle motors created by crapheap Ford are now things of the past. Good riddance to guzzlers and foul skies.

I embrace the sexy Tesla. With lustful arms! Continue Reading »
Tesla Motors Review

Ewater Water Vitalizer
Here’s something a cousin purchased, measured and found wanting.

Sold for $400+, it’s a glorified blender that proferred zero tangible results to my poor kinsman.

They claim a lot for your $400:
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Water Vitalizer Review

Money for Blogging

Chances are everyone from your daughter to your granny is blogging. If you don’t know what that is- get outta here!

But while most blog to gossip or stoke their egos as experts, few actually realize how it can be monetized.

That’s right. Monetized.

You can make a mountain of cash from blogging. I bet you’re dying to know how. Continue Reading »
Money for Blogging Review