Holy cow! The psychics are loose! I used to see them in shopping malls, at wharfs and right there in Disney Land. For a buck or two, they’ll tell me my delightful future.

I recall the very last reading I got at Disney

hmm… even if I’m already sterile?

Waitaminute… I already have two and am sick of the gas guzzling

Yeah right. I met her already.

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Keen Free Psychic Readings Review

Folks! I just came across a shamelessly killer way to make $500 to $1500 easy off your site!

(drum roll) Sell AD SPACE on your blog, board or portal.

Check out this beauty:

No cost out to you, it’s all MASSIVE CASH inflow.

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Text Link Ads Review

We reviewed Bert’s favorite Guide to Attracting Women . It’s only fair that the team discusses the flip side of the coin.

Behold Cosmopolitan Magazine’s response and best selling ebook on the subject:

HerSecrets.net

HerSecrets.net offers a system that reputedly transforms the virgin into a smoking hot sex goddess.

If that’s true, it’s really gift for us hulking brutes. After all, who doesn’t want great sex?

Let’s see how good they really are.

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HerSecrets.net Attracting Men Review

I should be a seduction guru. It’s undoubtedly a moneymaker!

Check out HypnoDate. It’s one of those products that’s taking the internet by storm (adios Ross Jeffries) and a favorite book of fellow reviewer, Bert.

Bert, by the way is a follower of women. He adores them more than he adores his wallet. Fact is, he’d give up his wallet to have more women.

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HypnoDate | Attract Women Review

eMug website

Fresh from the giddy experiences with the Fridge Energizer and JU99, I knew I just had to buy this little goodie from ewater.com. It would be great to drink energized cola right throughout Saturday Night Live.

Here’s what the site trumpted:

Great for keeping track of fluid intake each day. TBM (Total Body Modification) doctors themselves asked us to make this available, so we did it. I PERSONALLY LOVE THIS MUG!

POWERFUL! Fifteen foot field of protection in all directions from computers and all environmental chaos. Great for energizing bags of foods!

Anything placed inside is energized and turned in thirty seconds!!! Longer times produce even higher energies. Foods can be placed near it and will be energized as well.

This will become your favorite and will never leave your side. All the advantages of E Technology, plus SIZE!

It’s another energy product, this time some quantum soup of flexoelectric polymers that’s pretending to be a high-priced mug. Reminds me very much like the composites offered in the Fridge product. Continue Reading »
FlexoElectric eMug Review

Click Here for Rocket French

I was a Rosetta Stone (rosettastone.com) loyalist since 2000. I taught myself Mandarin, Spanish and Italian. The system worked superbly. One week is all I need to understand Spanish Cable TV.

Rosetta no doubt beats most of the fly-by-night foreign language learning programs. Using video, audio and exercises, the software even taught me a bit of the accent.

I had just one gripe.

Each level of Rosetta Stone costs $300+ That means adequate mastery of a language runs into the thousands of dollars!

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Rocket French language program Review

My buds purchased the Fridge Freshener at the same time as the Tesla Purple Plates. Coming from the same merchant, we at least got to save on shipping.

This unit is a curiosity.

One of the most popular products you can find in the positive energy section is the Fridge Freshener. It was designed to prolong the shelf life of food stored in the home refrigerator. Reduce food poisoning and food spoil using this basic principle of energy. Fresh fruits and vegetables receive life giving energy while on the branches and vines on which they grow. Once picked, these foods are severed from this life force and immediately begin to oxidize and decompose. By placing this energy cube inside your refrigerator, your food will last two to four times longer than normal. This is based on the ability of the fridge freshener to harness some of the life sustaining force once supplied by the plant on which the food was grown.

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Positive Energy Fridge Freshener Review

Here’s one of the internet’s ancient relics. A product sold since the 90s and it toots a huge horn.

The Purple Tesla Plate is:

The atoms and electrons of the aluminum have been altered so that the plates are in resonance, or in tune, with the basic energy of the Universe. They function as transceivers of the Earth’s paramagnetic force…creating a field of energy around themselves that will penetrate any material substance by osmosis.

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Tesla Purple Plate Review