If this butt ugly hag promises you the secrets to get pretty,would you pay her asking price of $2000?

I thought so. Continue Reading »
HitPulse.com Review

It’s tough indeed to award recognition to the ultimate third party, merchant account.

Search the web, and you’ll find hordes of them: CCnow, Digital River, Ibill.com… you name it. Selecting the right one is a matter of fitting your needs with their features.

Howver just a few stand head and shoulders above the crop because of their value for money, brand recall and extra benefits free of charge. You want to be sure that the merchant account company who manages your funds doesn’t just walk out on you tomorrow!

It was an easy decision. Our favourite:

..is Clickbank… Continue Reading »
Clickbank.com Merchant Account Review

Women’s Fitness

Here’s a site my sexy sis, her friends, and their grandmothers have been raving about: Women’s Fitnes Dot Net.

Womensfitness.net has everything a woman desires: from toning down, to losing weight and gaining great glowing skin can be found here.

Much of the fitness site’s services are free. You’ll find weight calculators, diet planners, exercise regimens. Everything. Continue Reading »
Women’s Fitness Review

7 Most Effective Defense

Being a fan of martial arts, my interest piqued when I came across the site. It’s $19 cheap- way cheaper than the $149 courses I’ve seen recently.

I purchased the book on account of its high kicking karate promises.

I should have kept away. Continue Reading »
7 Most Effective Defense Systems Reviews

I played golf since 8 years. My dad was a pro- I’m sure some of the fudds around here would know him.

He taught me everything. How to swing. The best clubs to use (Callaway’s cool). How to avoid injury. And most of all, how
to get the key golf muscle into shape. Without honing that critical muscle, one can never reach the championships.

I’m sure you know what that muscle is.

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Golf Magic and MP3 Review

I look like this today:

You’re probably thinking I pop fat burners.

I used too… till Hydroxycut landed me in ICU for a three day vacation involving convulsions.

Never again. To hell with fat burners.

The only supplements I take are healthful whey protein, Xenical to absorb my fat and multivitamins.

Now, I look like Adonis on his best day.

And of course I live a truly healthy lifestyle… one which continues to chisel my abs, tuck my butt and tone my arms
each and every day. Want to know my secret?

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I Condemn Diet Pills!

I recently stumbled across Time Management which I thought was a a genuine blog on time management. But when I visited, I found hundreds of posts with the keyword Time Management.

Aha! Smells like creative splogging to me!
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Time Management ebook Review

I love Star Wars!!!

And with Halloween approaching, won’t I look so cool knocking door to door in a Storm Trooper helmet?

Look at what I just purchased for my kid.

Stormtrooper Helmet Adult

Okay okay, so what if I’m a grown adult? Maybe I won’t go trick or treating after all. But still it’s a cool trophy. Or maybe I can put it on my lawn instead of pumpkins.

Hell, that’s a great idea!

Now for my good friend Bert, I’ll get him this:

Yoda Mask Adult

It sure looks better than his face right now. (isn’t that right, Bert?) And at just $20 it’s a whopping steal. Now the girls will really drape on your chubby arm.

Mwahahahahahahardehar!

And now here’s the real kickass:

Deluxe Jango Fett Costume Adult The Jango Fett adult costume set includes a 2-piece PVC mask, jumpsuit with molded body armor, molded belt and gloves. Blaster & Holster sold separately. Available in standard size. Costumes and accessories are not refundable and can only be returned for an exchange.Costumes and accessories are not refundable and can only be returned for an exchange.

I definitely will get this one. A full body costume of my hereo, Jango Fett. Isn’t he the man: conniving, sneaky, treacherous, and full of bad grammar? Just like all those third world presidents!

My upcoming high school reunion will be a blast. Here I am, a suave cool guy in his cool combat costume, next to all those loser bunnies, pirates and bums. OOOH YEA MAN!

Just checking out those toys for the big boys gave me a mental orgasm.