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So You Want An Accredited Life Experience Degree?

info — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 02:28:04 +0000

Be warned. Most of the life experience degrees out there are bogus. Visit sites like Speedy Degrees, Buy Degrees and Ashford University and they’ll promise you some accredited degree which in actuality is some piece of paper printed by some shmoe in his backyard and mailed to you. You’re better off printing your own diploma and saving the bucks. What’s the big deal about getting a life experience degree anyway? In one word: convenience. With a life experience degree, you get a university recognition of your “expertise” based not on your academic grades, but on your skills honed over the years. So is there really such a thing as a bonafide life experience degree?

Yes there is.

Some parts of the world recognize prestigious universities that that actually grant degrees after evaluating your resume and life work. One such university is the University of Sorbon, France. Every academician would tell you that this is a very old respected institution that’s renowned for stellar faculty and alumni. What they wouldn’t tell you is that this University also hands out degrees recognized by the Euro Union where the basis is merely your life experience credentials and.. $500.

Is it legal? You bet. Even regional accreditors in the US recognize the life experience degrees of this University. They’re accredited. They’re honored. And… they’re hard to obtain. Just because you forked over $500 doesn’t mean you’ll get your Masters In Business Administration. They’ll put you under the microscope first. Should they find that you can’t even sell at a lemonade stand, they’ll throw your money back.

Recently though, an associate of mine who’s been rejected by the University of Sorbon informed me that he got an accredited life experience degree from some business that’s been operating for 11 years now. I took a look at this service and found out that it’s a Broker for various correspondence institutions that transacts between the student and no-name institutions looking for a quick buck. For $299, the broker contacts this struggling educational establishment, forwards your credentials, and this shady institution issues you an honorary masters. Hmmm… Im not sure if that’s legal though. But so far, he tried “verifying” his degree from the university registrar and got confirmation that “he’s alumni”. If you’re curious, check out this site. It’s where allegedly accredited life experience degrees are horse traded

Hmmm… what’s next? Online services that certify you worked for fortune 500 companies or the CIA?

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Limbo String- Be The Life of the Party

info — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 01:00:04 +0000

Your friends will consider you one hell of a popular guy if you tote this around. Not only is it a great ice breaker fore those stiff parties, you’ll also give your new pals a workout. Fancy that: combining health and socials into the Limbo String!

It’s an-all-in-one device. This geeky gadget does what the limbo bar, the char and even the music player does in a real limbo get together. Push a button and a colored string shoots out while some cheesy, tinny music gets people into the groove. Folks then wiggle and write under the bar. Did the last round get too easy? No problem. There are settings to lower the bar and make things more intense. Just don’t lower it too much that knickers start flashing.

At $40, this cool toy affords you top quality features:

* A compact unit that shoots a cyclical string across the room.
* The string spans 7 feet and is consistently fed through the unit to keep it in the air.
* The string is black light responsive and goes all ‘dayglo’ in the dark..
* Choose to limbo to your own music or opt to use the unit’s tropical tune.
* A dial adjusts the limbo string’s height for shorties, tallies and to challenge all limbo-ers.
* The limbo string can be detached from its main unit to create a hand-held version.
* Requires 4 x AA Batteries and 4 x C cell Batteries (not included).
* Suitable for ages 8 years+.
* Size: 20 x 15 x 9cm.

Enjoy mates!

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Review: Belkin 3G iPhone Cases

info — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:18:23 +0000

You know you’re anal about your iPhone when you clad it in crystal cases, clothe it in silicon condoms and even swathe in in faux pas Louis Vuitton skin. Now Belkin (maker of famous gadget accessories) jumps into the fray with a really hip leather jacket just for the iPhone.

Starting at $29, the formed leather jackets for the iphone come in a multitude of styles and afford supreme protection. They’re thick enough to withstand a 2 foot drop and prevent scratches from daily use. There’s no visor for though screen , though. You’ll have to obtain one for full protection.

Personally I’d pick the basic black design. It’d go well with my Armani suit and my weekend biker’s garb. What about you fellas? What’s your poison?

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How My PC Makes Me High-Really High

info — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:00:05 +0000

You all know aromatherapy. With the use of scents you can feel instantly relaxed- or ragingly libidous. Why wait until the spa to get your dose of of the happies? Now your PC can give you that instant high with USB-powered aromatherapy diffusers! It’s great for those places where carpets smell like soggy dogs or your officemate constantly forgets to brush his teeth after an Indian meal.

I gave this little toy a run and found that the scents last a week. After which you can replenish the canister. I’m hoping someone will come up with a hack for this thing so I can inject my own scents with a syringe. Imagine putting in pheromones into this thing. yeah baby- everyone would feel libidous around me!

There are a few things off my head that could make it better though:

Integrated USB flashdribe
Nature sounds
Subdued lighting (green, yellows, blues)
Vibrator ?

Perhaps V2.0 will come out then I’ll really buy it. What do you boys think?

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Waterproof Fanny Pack – Buying a Suitable Fanny Pack

info — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:32:50 +0000

A waterproof fanny pack can be an indispensable tool for people who enjoy the outdoors especially those who love water sports and related activities. These bags allow the full and comfortable use of the bearer’s two hands because they are usually worn around the waist. Also known as the waist pack, this type of bag is usually made on nylon, PVC, neoprene or any other waterproof material. It can hold small tools and other important items that you can’t leave home without.

For a lot of sports enthusiasts, it’s important to invest in a quality waterproof fanny pack as it is probably one of the most convenient carry-all to date. You can just wear it around your waste and practically forget about it as you go through your day’s work or while on a fishing trip. Some fanny packs are even designed to withstand water pressure making them suitable for scuba divers. These packs are made of durable airtight material with water-resistant zipper closures.

When shopping around for your waterproof fanny pack, it’s important to check on the material carefully. Make sure it’s durable enough to withstand any sort of water activity that you participate in. If you’re a diver, it’s best to get a fanny pack that is really designed for your specific hobby. Some waterproof packs are not tested for water pressure. It’s also a good idea to get a waist pack that has a lot of small compartments so you can maximize the space and put in a lot of stuff. Also check for the fit and make sure that the strap allows you to adjust it according to your size.

More information on Waterproof Fanny Pack is available in Picky Guide, one of the fastest growing online magazines giving free consumer reviews and information

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How to Look Like a Model

info — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 16:41:31 +0000

Chances are 99% of all the photos you have of yourself suck. Well, maybe not suck. Just reek a bit. Maybe the skin’s a tad pale. Or there’s a stray hair going out the nose.

If that sounds like you, you need a bit of photo magic skills so you can doctor the images and make yourself look like a model. Imagine the benefits: your friendster profile gets more hits, your resume gets more calls and you feel better in your driver’s license.

I recently purchased Mark’s 101 Awesome Photo Tips and got my mojos out of it. For $67, I was treated to scores of special effects demoed on video and adroitly explained by an overly enthusiastic guy with lots of hair. I kid you not. In 30minutes, 10 of my stuffy old photos suddenly glowed with life.

Like a pale pic of myself suddenly superimposed on tbe foreground of a Ms. Universe Pageant. But that wasn’t just it: I sported a healthy tan, literally glowed with a dazzling aura and my eyes took on an azure hue.

I literally looked like a model surrounded by delightful dames!

Check out the tutorial. Let me know what you think.

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Looking Like a Bum Is Unforgivable!

info — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:09:12 +0000

That’s what my wife told me.

“You wear a Prada bag, but your shirt screams 80s and your jeans look like they went through a grinder. If you weren’t my husband I’d dump you”

Sigh.

So I began scouring for advice on the web. “Metrosexual tips” she hinted to me as a starting search point in google.

I found a lot and discovered this wasn’t gonna be an easy task. For starters, I didn’t want to look err… queer… or badass. I just wanted to be me.

So wifey directed my browser to some site called Emoda (this isn’t some paid review, k?) where fancy threads were sold, opinions were rife and fashion faux pas were placed out in the daylight.

Instantly I was hooked. Man… not only did Rock and Republic jeans go for less than what Nordstrom charges me, I came across lotsa cool articles that ensure I won’t look like metrosexual road kill.

I’m still browsing the site right now and enjoying every minute of fashion nirvana!

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AndroticsDirect.com – Great Products, Lousy Service

info — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 00:42:50 +0000

After all the glowing reviews, I made a purchase from this pheromone site that promises me feel-good vibes- not just for myself, but also for people around me.

I liked the product when it did arrive. I felt super! It’s literally like Prozac perfume. No matter how stressed I am, wearing this scientific cologne gives me kicks.

The bad side is it took these people almost 2 months to deliver. Now that’s unacceptable. I suggest buying from speedier, more customer-friendly sites, like lovescent.

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Ston-O-Max Crap

info — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 07:00:56 +0000

Yesiree! Here’s anothe fun and dandy little device that promises to shed my marbled fat while I watch TV with a tub of popcorn. Their ad tickled me pink!

By using Ston-O-Max you’ll be able to get the body you’ve always wanted. The Ston-O-Max is the first and only machine that utilizes the patented CBS (Centrifugal Body Stimulation) technology. Its elliptical motion causes muscles to contract and in turn build muscle and break down fat

Sure sure sure. It’s another Osim clone (remember the Uzap endorsed by those oh so sexy chinese girls?). If I wanted the same effect, I may as well pile my girlfriend’s ten vibrators on my stomach and vibrate away.

Last time I used a similar device was two years ago. All I got was a backache.

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KnockOffs with Honor

info — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:00:43 +0000

Can there be a knock off vendor with honor? Hmm… that sounds like an oxymoron.

But truly there is!

My fashionista sister recently stumbled across a site selling imitations of brands without passing them off as originals like 1000s of miscreants out there.

Visit Highreplica. Right on the frontpage, they tell you that their stuff is all imitation. That doesn’t bother me though. Their prices are superb and my sister received an LV that looked just like the real deal she got at the LV store. Down to the date codes!

Now, no one can tell you’re carrying a -ahem – fake.

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