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Your friends will consider you one hell of a popular guy if you tote this around. Not only is it a great ice breaker fore those stiff parties, you’ll also give your new pals a workout. Fancy that: combining health and socials into the Limbo String!
It’s an-all-in-one device. This geeky gadget does what the limbo bar, the char and even the music player does in a real limbo get together. Push a button and a colored string shoots out while some cheesy, tinny music gets people into the groove. Folks then wiggle and write under the bar. Did the last round get too easy? No problem. There are settings to lower the bar and make things more intense. Just don’t lower it too much that knickers start flashing.
At $40, this cool toy affords you top quality features:
* A compact unit that shoots a cyclical string across the room.
* The string spans 7 feet and is consistently fed through the unit to keep it in the air.
* The string is black light responsive and goes all ‘dayglo’ in the dark..
* Choose to limbo to your own music or opt to use the unit’s tropical tune. Continue Reading »
Limbo String- Be The Life of the Party
You know you’re anal about your iPhone when you clad it in crystal cases, clothe it in silicon condoms and
even swathe in in faux pas Louis Vuitton skin. Now Belkin (maker of famous gadget accessories) jumps into the fray with a really hip leather jacket just for the iPhone.
Starting at $29, the formed leather jackets for the iphone come in a multitude of styles and afford supreme protection. They’re thick enough to withstand a 2 foot drop and prevent scratches from daily use. There’s no visor for though screen , though. You’ll have to obtain one for full protection.
Personally I’d pick the basic black design. It’d go well with my Armani suit and my weekend biker’s garb. What about you fellas? What’s your poison?
You all know aromatherapy. With the use of scents you can feel instantly relaxed- or ragingly libidous. Why wait until the spa to get your dose of of the happies? Now your PC can give you that instant high with USB-powered aromatherapy diffusers! It’s great for those places where carpets smell like soggy dogs or your officemate constantly forgets to brush his teeth after an Indian meal.
I gave this little toy a run and found that the scents last a week. After which you can replenish the canister. I’m hoping someone will come up with a hack for this thing so I can inject my own scents with a syringe. Imagine putting in pheromones into this thing. yeah baby- everyone would feel libidous around me! Continue Reading »
How My PC Makes Me High-Really High
A waterproof fanny pack can be an indispensable tool for people who enjoy the outdoors especially those who love water sports and related activities. These bags allow the full and comfortable use of the bearer’s two hands because they are usually worn around the waist. Also known as the waist pack, this type of bag is usually made on nylon, PVC, neoprene or any other waterproof material. It can hold small tools and other important items that you can’t leave home without.
For a lot of sports enthusiasts, it’s important to invest in a quality waterproof fanny pack as it is probably one of the most convenient carry-all to date. You can just wear it around your waste and practically forget about it as you go through your day’s work or while on a fishing trip. Some fanny packs are even designed to withstand water pressure making them suitable for scuba divers. These packs are made of durable airtight material with water-resistant zipper closures. Continue Reading »
Waterproof Fanny Pack - Buying a Suitable Fanny Pack
Chances are 99% of all the photos you have of yourself suck. Well, maybe not suck. Just reek a bit. Maybe the skin’s a tad pale. Or there’s a stray hair going out the nose.
If that sounds like you, you need a bit of photo magic skills so you can doctor the images and make yourself look like a model. Imagine the benefits: your friendster profile gets more hits, your resume gets more calls and you feel better in your driver’s license.
I recently purchased Mark’s 101 Awesome Photo Tips and got my mojos out of it. For $67, I was treated to scores of special effects demoed on video and adroitly explained by an overly enthusiastic guy with lots of hair. I kid you not. In 30minutes, 10 of my stuffy old photos suddenly glowed with life.
Like a pale pic of myself suddenly superimposed on tbe foreground of a Ms. Universe Pageant. But that wasn’t just it: I sported a healthy tan, literally glowed with a dazzling aura and my eyes took on an azure hue.
I literally looked like a model surrounded by delightful dames!
Check out the tutorial. Let me know what you think.
“You wear a Prada bag, but your shirt screams 80s and your jeans look like they went through a grinder. If you weren’t my husband I’d dump you”
Sigh.
So I began scouring for advice on the web. “Metrosexual tips” she hinted to me as a starting search point in google.
I found a lot and discovered this wasn’t gonna be an easy task. For starters, I didn’t want to look err… queer… or badass. I just wanted to be me.
So wifey directed my browser to some site called Emoda (this isn’t some paid review, k?) where fancy threads were sold, opinions were rife and fashion faux pas were placed out in the daylight.
Instantly I was hooked. Man… not only did Rock and Republic jeans go for less than what Nordstrom charges me, I came across lotsa cool articles that ensure I won’t look like metrosexual road kill.
I’m still browsing the site right now and enjoying every minute of fashion nirvana!
After all the glowing reviews, I made a purchase from this pheromone site that promises me feel-good vibes- not just for myself, but also for people around me.
I liked the product when it did arrive. I felt super! It’s literally like Prozac perfume. No matter how stressed I am, wearing this scientific cologne gives me kicks.
The bad side is it took these people almost 2 months to deliver. Now that’s unacceptable. I suggest buying from speedier, more customer-friendly sites, like lovescent.
Yesiree! Here’s anothe fun and dandy little device that promises to shed my marbled fat while I watch TV with a tub of popcorn. Their ad tickled me pink!
By using Ston-O-Max you’ll be able to get the body you’ve always wanted. The Ston-O-Max is the first and only machine that utilizes the patented CBS (Centrifugal Body Stimulation) technology. Its elliptical motion causes muscles to contract and in turn build muscle and break down fat
Sure sure sure. It’s another Osim clone (remember the Uzap endorsed by those oh so sexy chinese girls?). If I wanted the same effect, I may as well pile my girlfriend’s ten vibrators on my stomach and vibrate away.
Last time I used a similar device was two years ago. All I got was a backache.







