The look like the Daleks from the ole 1970 series. Only difference is that they wave their arms in friendly gesture and offer to clean your desktop at the push of the button. The Daleks of old use their pincers to emasculate you and clean your clock.

These cutsies come in three colors and vacuum up dirt, grime and split coffee rinds after a long days work. Price? Not too much (they’re not so intelligent anyway)- just $14.00 Great for a novelty and to have the office hottie stop over and make conversation.

Just make sure Dalek doesn’t run up her skirt!

At last: the UK’s first “foodie-Nav” you can trust

RoadTour twins with leading guide Harden’s to give on-the-move dining advice.
 
Wouldn’t it be nice if your Sat Nav could give you decent tips on the best places to eat? Well now it can. Continue Reading »
The Lazy Gourmet’s Way To Great Eats Wherever!

Ermenegildo Zegna has finally unleashed his fury in technology.

Imagine: a very fashionable jacket by a very reputable fashion designer. It’s bound to keep you warm and cozy in cold weather. Love the fit, too.  In addition to this, you can charge your cell phone with your jacket.

What!

 Yes, it’s true. This jacket can charge your jacket by using the sun’s energy to recharge your cell phone’s batteries. It’s stylish, hip and environmentally friendly. It’s the green trend of the future, baby! Continue Reading »
Review: Zegna’s Solar Jacket Lights You Up

I like to sleep snug and cool. If it’s blistering hot, like when I vacationed at Cape Town, I would stay up all night. In a puddle of sweat. This necessitates flipping on my 2.0HP GE air conditioner. It’s not very earth friendly, now is it? I get my cool at the cost of spewing CFCs into our damaged ozone layer. So ultimately, it gets hotter in the world.

So I’m glad that a developer created the Bed Fan to save electricity. Continue Reading »
Review: Get The Bed Fan To Save Electricity

Too much sex and violence on TV have increased the number of rapes these days. Not only do cute 13 year olds get molested, but so do 76 year old grannies. No joke. Just last week, I read of a grandma in Sudan getting it right up the arse after church. Now that’s unholy. May God burn your souls ye fiends!

Too bad she didn’t have Rapex though. That could have saved the day. There are alternative anti-rape devices like perfumes, lipsticks, chastity belts - but a new condom like device dubbed Rapex  might liberate the sexier sex in those tough situations. Here’s how it works. Continue Reading »
Review: Rapex Can Defeat a 200lb Rapist

Some people just can’t get enough sex. My previous post dissected the Honda Ultimate Sex Robot. Now here are two robots that actually have sex with each other. The zany geeks behind the sexed robots thought to make these machines more intelligent so that they can understand their partners and carry out a meaningful relationship. Scope out the video of the autonomous sexed robots enjoy how they handle their nylon genital organs.

I don’t know what it is with the Japanese. Last time I visited Tokyo, a day wouldn’t pass without hawkers selling me hentai CDs, photorealistic digital sex games, life sized dolls, vibrators… whew. It’s a the land of folks who revere sex.

And then I saw the the Ultimate Sex Robot at a convention. Now that blew me away.  Following the human anatomy, this oversexed robot has four expandable penis, vagina of various sizes, and nipple tweakers too. You simply get stimulation in every hole and appendage of your body- with enough robotic tweakers left for a partner to lay next to you.  Sigh. Continue Reading »
Review: Honda’s Ultimate Sex Robot

Guys don’t mind doing a silicone doll in those heated moments. So why not give doggie the same treat? It looks cute, makes for great pictures and it saves your pant leg from abrasions. Now doggie won’t have to hump you when you drag in from work.

It costs less than $20 and comes in soft supple skin that your K9’s wiener would love.

Buying?