Check it out: The AccomodatorWTF Is It?: A rubber strap-on dildo donned on your chin “to enhance oral pleasure.”

How the hell do you use it?: Now you can eat your girlfriend while fuck her pussy wet of course…… for as long as you get her to stop laughing like crazy when you wear the damn thing.

It’s for: Crazy guys who’re no longer can get their peckers up from too much use and abuse. Or guys ashamed to show their one inch weiners.

Hmmm… I bet your GF will call you “Crazy Dildo Face” till the day you die!

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Back in the good ole days when Doctors had to see what was stopping up your gut, the tool of choice

Medical robot

involved a spongy cable they stuffed down your throat and wiggled around your innards. It wasn’t pleasant. My grandma wretched the last time she suffered this indignity.  Oh- and entry was manageable. It was egress that hurt. Pulling the cord out was like someone reaching into your balls from the throat and yanking it out.

Now doctors have developed a new technology that mitigates such suffering. Instead of a cord, a tiny capsule flies into your body operated by remote control. The attending physician simply navigates the robot throughout your internal organs, snapping away as it goes.No cord needed- the cute little guy is totally wireless.

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Intrepid Voyager Into Your Body

Did you ever crave for furniture that only you would ever have? Then check this out for totally one-of-a-kind: your very own eyeballs lighting up your living room! Don’t fret. It doesn’t involve surgical removal. A company called 5.5 Designers, started by Livio Serena has developed a proprietary technique utilizing software and glassblowing to create a large basketball-sized lamp that bears the exact pattern of your peepers.

But don’t rush out and grab one yet. My sources say this will hit at least 5grand with all the tech going into it. Continue Reading »
Cloned Eyeballs In Your Living Room

Fancy doing your bit to cut down on pollution? Then you’ll like what these fellas have in store for you: an ultra lightweight bike that folds up into a backpack for easy storage. No more worrying that some klepto is jacking your bike down at the lot.

Oh, and it doubles as a cart as well. Got to many things to carry? No problem. Unpack the bike and wheel those garbage bags to the bin. It’s got more. Headlights, backlights and turning signals. All in a nice package of 5kg.

This looks definitely like something I’d take for an intravillage commute. But will I take it to work 10 miles away? Nahhhh…. This toy looks a tad flimsy to me. It may break at the next pothole. (oh, and with its size, any chihuahua could outrace me) Continue Reading »
How To Carry Your Bike To the BoardRoom

Your friends will consider you one hell of a popular guy if you tote this around. Not only is it a great ice breaker fore those stiff parties, you’ll also give your new pals a workout.  Fancy that: combining health and socials into the Limbo String!

It’s an-all-in-one device. This geeky gadget does what the limbo bar, the char and even the music player does in a real limbo get together. Push a button and a colored string shoots out while some cheesy, tinny music gets people into the groove. Folks then wiggle and write under the bar. Did the last round get too easy? No problem. There are settings to lower the bar and make things more intense. Just don’t lower it too much that knickers start flashing.

At $40, this cool toy affords you top quality features:

* A compact unit that shoots a cyclical string across the room.
* The string spans 7 feet and is consistently fed through the unit to keep it in the air.
* The string is black light responsive and goes all ‘dayglo’ in the dark..
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Limbo String- Be The Life of the Party

The look like the Daleks from the ole 1970 series. Only difference is that they wave their arms in friendly gesture and offer to clean your desktop at the push of the button. The Daleks of old use their pincers to emasculate you and clean your clock.

These cutsies come in three colors and vacuum up dirt, grime and split coffee rinds after a long days work. Price? Not too much (they’re not so intelligent anyway)- just $14.00 Great for a novelty and to have the office hottie stop over and make conversation.

Just make sure Dalek doesn’t run up her skirt!

At last: the UK’s first “foodie-Nav” you can trust

RoadTour twins with leading guide Harden’s to give on-the-move dining advice.
 
Wouldn’t it be nice if your Sat Nav could give you decent tips on the best places to eat? Well now it can. Continue Reading »
The Lazy Gourmet’s Way To Great Eats Wherever!

Ermenegildo Zegna has finally unleashed his fury in technology.

Imagine: a very fashionable jacket by a very reputable fashion designer. It’s bound to keep you warm and cozy in cold weather. Love the fit, too.  In addition to this, you can charge your cell phone with your jacket.

What!

 Yes, it’s true. This jacket can charge your jacket by using the sun’s energy to recharge your cell phone’s batteries. It’s stylish, hip and environmentally friendly. It’s the green trend of the future, baby! Continue Reading »
Review: Zegna’s Solar Jacket Lights You Up