Smiley, yes that’s smiley as in the yellow smiley face logo, just released a cool perfume. And this curiosity just any Clinique Happy impostor, it’s also designed to act as a happy booster. It unleashes high tech ingredients that allegedly create feelings of joy, excitement and euphoria. There’s more… you can even purchase Smiley in deodorant form, empowering you to  get happy through your underarms in one easy step.

Here’s the blurb at the website:

Prescription free happiness, now available?! Smiley offers a unisex and universal range of products with micro-nutrients to activate happiness! Its secret: the formula is based on natural bio-chemistry combining theobromine with phenylethylamine derived from pure cocoa extract. This psycho stimulant cocktail is available in a whole range of preparations using galenical pharmacology. A 100% medical look for a unique therapy, the range is revealed out of the confined box of the luxury perfume industry! This antidepressant remedy is to be consumed without any moderation: in the shower, in the bath, for specific use anytime you wish! The formulae are preserved in exclusive perfume bottles developed by the prestigious glassmaking techniques of Saint-Gobain and desinged by Ora-Ito, the most sought after designer of his generation. Nothing like it to contain the happy therapy!

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Dowsers speak about the importance of the color BLUE. Ellie emphasized this as well. There was a BLUE article in the April 2001 newsletter and since it relates to Ellie’s teaching and can be of assistance, it is being reprinted here. This is information garnered from an active email list I was on at the time, a conersation we were having about Blue Tape. My favorite dowser, Joe Smith, is in this discussion.

Frieda started this off:

Can noxious rays be caused by fluorescent lighting?

I tried dowsing the bed and was shocked to get the answer that yes, it was crossed by noxious rays. More dowsing located it as outside, coming in through the windows. I got negatives about the rays coming from the noise of heater-coolers, cars coming in at all hours, exhaust, wind, etc. Finally I asked about the light from the fluorescent security lights at the new building, and the rods crossed immediately.

Could this be so?

And if it is, what’s my protection? How can I keep out these rays? will just putting up heavy drapes do the job?

Take blue engineers tape and lay it across the window sill.

Where can I get this?

Probably at the hardware store. It is in a roll . The closest you can get to cobalt blue the better. Dowse the energy coming in the window then put the tape down and redowse it. It should be gone.

You should also put a strip in your car window for when you’re traveling around.

‘Surveyors’ tape is correct name for the tape , I don’t know where I came up with engineers tape. The blue paper backed tape should act as well. Frieda said she had it coming in the window so that is where she needs to put the tape. Dowse for where you need it. For noxious energy that is coming in above the ground, start your pendulum on the floor and keep raising it till you come in contact with the beam, as you enter the beam the pendulum should circle and quit when you run out of it as you go higher. This way you can find out how big the beam is. Telephone towers are bad about this type of energy.

Why does the blue tape work? Is it used as a device to hold an intention? Is there some beneficial effect from the color blue? Why use blue and not another color?

Intent is always a factor in any thing you do. You might be able to visualize the blue color and have the same effects.

I don’t know the whole story but it goes back to Egyptians and their use of the color ? I think. It will work for a while, how long depends on lots of things. Intent is always a factor in any thing you do. You might be able to visualize the blue color and have the same effects.

In the Middle East and in Moslem Africa, the color blue is protective. In countries where nobody but foreigners have blue eyes, the talisman that protects from the Evil Eye is a blue glass or stone eye— I still can’t figure that one out. Doorways are often painted blue to keep out evil. Outside garden walls are often painted blue. Blue says “Keep Out”. I can’t recall what cobalt blue looks like, but the blue used for painting is an azure blue, though the Evil Eye talismans can be darker.

Blue surveyors tape might better be placed under your hood, across the radiator or such as it is not visible there. It may also affect your motor operation. I recall years ago, at the convention, hat blue coloring [paint, etc.] around the base of the carb or injection pump helped improve gas mileage.

Rowdy Yates taught me to use a royal blue ribbon across my dashboard. (He even gave me the ribbon! Just like him! I’m sure my intent that it protect us has had a lot to do with it.) I also have royal blue reflectors on either side of my driveway gate and around the perimeters of our 5 acres. Again I feel protection for our property and those that enter!.

Also I blue line our home and have done others homes as well.

There is also a nice blue masking tape we painters use that is similar in color to the plastic flagging tape engineers/surveyors use, comes off easily for four days and then it sticks as bad a regular masking tape. Could put a piece on the bottom of the lower sash so as not to be visible, or on top of upper sash for same reason.

Gladys McCoy [from ORI] talked about this in her class, some highway engineer who discovered if you drew a blue line on a highway map, you could block noxious (or geopathic) rays that were causing multiple accidents that kept occurring at that spot on the road, which sounds like a pretty cool combination of thoughtforms, color therapy, and map dowsing.

Rem…this is similar in idea to what I call “blue-lining” a house or apt. It works, too. You can feel the drag of your pendulum before blue lining and not after. I worked with a group of people in California . We map dowsed for earthquake faults and then blue lined them….sometimes going out onsite and clearing the more potent energies.

Try placing it along the base of the whole wall. [NOTE: I bought a roll at the dollar store for $1)

At http://www.dynakorpharmacal.com , you’ll see a lucious lady staring back at you. Above her is a headline:

Eat All You Want And Lose Weight. Automatic Caloric Restriction

Yeah right. This miracle cure to end obesity makes you feel so sick, you’d just throw out the bottle after three or four tabs. That’s the ‘automatic caloric restriction’ in action.

How sick?

Imagine feeling constipated AND having diarreah almost at the same time. Imagine a jet engine-like roar in your ears. Imagine a thick pasty feeling in the mouth with bad breath to boot.

That’s how horrible my experience was this this pile of crap.

There’s no shortcut to trim abs other than a sensible diet and exercise. I reinforced this learning as I chunked the bottle down the trash.

Not yet convinced? Read these legal claims against akavar 20/50

After all the glowing reviews, I made a purchase from this pheromone site that promises me feel-good vibes- not just for myself, but also for people around me.

I liked the product when it did arrive. I felt super! It’s literally like Prozac perfume. No matter how stressed I am, wearing this scientific cologne gives me kicks.

The bad side is it took these people almost 2 months to deliver. Now that’s unacceptable. I suggest buying from speedier, more customer-friendly sites, like lovescent.

Yesiree! Here’s anothe fun and dandy little device that promises to shed my marbled fat while I watch TV with a tub of popcorn. Their ad tickled me pink!

By using Ston-O-Max you’ll be able to get the body you’ve always wanted. The Ston-O-Max is the first and only machine that utilizes the patented CBS (Centrifugal Body Stimulation) technology. Its elliptical motion causes muscles to contract and in turn build muscle and break down fat

Sure sure sure. It’s another Osim clone (remember the Uzap endorsed by those oh so sexy chinese girls?). If I wanted the same effect, I may as well pile my girlfriend’s ten vibrators on my stomach and vibrate away.

Last time I used a similar device was two years ago. All I got was a backache.

I just returned from Australia four hours ago. The place was memorable! Superb beaches, azure skies, delicious women, and Zunic!

Err… what??

My aussie mates took me to a wellness place that offered a system of fat burning. The chided me how lousy my gut looked. It dangled over my $800 Hermes belt like sad blubber. But no sweat they said. For $100, I can burn off an inch with Zunic.

What the hell. With 12 hours before my return flight to CA, why not? And if it works, the $100 wouldn’t have been wasted on a large Dominos pizza that would have swollen my gut further.

The sexy therapist looked like she’s been Zunicing all her life. Not an inch of fat on her body. If I looked 1/10th as good as her, my social life would be glowing better than the dull candle stick it is right now.

So I fell asleep while she got me through the paces.

And I woke up. Man, my gut was red and sore– but… wow! I really did lose a big chunk. Proof? I had to tighten my belt a notch.

Looks like Im definitely coming back for this. Both for the Zunic and the therapist!

My grandfather recently purchased a queer machine from Japan. It’s called the Pyroenergen and it surrounds the body with an electrostatic field. This field allegedly deactivates the protein coats of viruses, thereby deactivating them. For those averse to shocks: do no fear using it. You won’t feel a thing. The electrostatics envelope the user, but does not penetrate flesh.

Full of skepticism, I used the device for about an hour to see if the darn thing would knock my cold out. Hmm. Okay. I felt nothing. But pieces of paper did jump at my hand long after I used it. That was interesting. My cold didn’t disappear throughout the use though… but it totally disappeared 4 hours after. Now that was odd because a typical flu lasts 4 days in me.

Maybe it was a fluke. Perhaps I shall find someway to get a viral contamination again and test this doozer out more thoroughly. It’s exciting if the effects can be replicated- all those Pharmas will go out of business!

Fancy attracting the eye of that lass across the room? Then dab some of this magic potion on your neck and magic explodes! She’ll swoon and ask you out!

… or so the ad claims.

Androtics Direct manufactures some interesting vials of pheromone cologne that allegedly stimulates attraction between the genders. It works by acting on the VNO organ in the nose, a remnant of our apish past.

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