There’s a joke that says a bastard is a guy who makes love to you with a three-inch penis and then kisses you goodbye with a six-inch tongue (Secrets of a Supersexpert). Haha – get it?

There’s no denying that couples of all ages love to engage in oral sex practices. In fact, married couples are likely to have more sex, and more varied sex, than single people… and, according to stats, even oral sex is more common in married couples rather than single couples.

So here’s some advice to help you hone your oral dexterity. Continue Reading »
How To Get Girls Wet: Straightforward Review

Marc here, guest poster from another review site.

The past weeks  my inbox kept receiving invitations to check out a new marketing product called Instant Passive Profits. I was annoyed. There were days I got email everyday. I should have watched where I left my addy. Grrrr. Anyway when I did finally click on the link to this Instant Passive Profits program, I saw this cheesy video, which in its cheesiness was so compelling. So know what I did? I actually bought the damn thing.

Those of you who saw this $47 product, here’s the bottomline. It is a software that actually does the work for you in a certain area of internet marketing. Instant Passive Profits is all about PPV under the DirectCPV company. The question is: is it good? Continue Reading »
Instant Passive Profits Review

I normally scoff at those sites that promise cash for no effort. Chances are, these are scams- and you should run screaming in theopposite direction. Once in a while, however, I do run into what appear to be genuine, automated systems of making cash (like those casinos making fast cash for their owners). The Autoblog Samurai software is one such system. The owners let me review it, and I give you the bottomline. It can make you cash with no effort. But more effort equals more revenue. Continue Reading »
AutoBlog Samurai- Make Cash With No Effort

Two days ago I bumped into  the new Dating Secrets manual, by Tony Sanders and because it’s stealing a lot of eyeballs out there right now, I thought to share through what my initial sentiments were. Okay, I have yet to peruse the book, but I have waded through the contents and reviewed some other articles and thus far stand floored by what I see.

Now how  does the Dating Secrets stack to the established market of this overpopulated game? First up, we get an author who actually hurdled the gauntlet of failure before clawing the big time. His name is Tony Sanders and he’s a former and future video game reviewer (lots of Leisure Suite Larry and Cobra Mission). Obviously this hasn’t stopped him from diversifying out and perusing the secrets of dating with his Dating Secrets guide, however. Continue Reading »
How To Get Raped By Girls: Dating Secrets Review

I love my Playstation 3 and my Xbox 360. Especially my Xbox 360. The problem is- the latter doesn’t love me so much. Every so often it conks out. A trip to the local repair center becomes mandatory as does forking over quite a thick wad of cash.

“$50 sir. We fixed your whazoozit”

“HUH?” And it turns out they just replaced an itty bitty whazoozit that looked like $00.05

Oh well. That’s the ropes of having to play Halo.

If you’re one of the Xbox Addicts who’ve run into the common “Red Ring Of Death” or the sudden blackout, you’d want to learn how to repair your Xbox. With the Xbox Repair Guide, everything you need to know about tweaking whazoozits and whatsitsnames are explained. You can resume playing after whipping out your screwdriver. Continue Reading »
The Coolest Xbox 360 Repair Guide

I can imagine using NLP or speed seduction to get a date with a hot babe. But Economics? Is that possible?

Tyler Cowen, author of Discover Your Inner Economist apparently thinks so. Inspired by Freakonomics-inspired pop-economics books  Cowen aims enlighten readers with economic principles that help you get everything done from the dishes to being laid.I personally loved his chatty disquisitions and the way economics often recedes into near invisibility. It’s one uplifting guide on how to get more of the really cool stuff in life. With the wit uncanny to a professor of economics, Cowen offers cutting strategies for appreciating museum pieces, for building family rapport and harmony, for writing a personal ad, for reading classic tomes that seem boring on first glance, for surviving Chinese torture, for properly indulging in self-deception and for most effectively giving to beggars in Sudan. In the book’s most passionate and practical chapter, on food, Cowen explains how, with planning and tactics, we can eat much better meals at home and in restaurants, here and abroad. It’s a dieter’s bonanza! Continue Reading »
How To Make Em Fall In Love With You. With Economics.

Remember the ole  Ion USB Turntable… the cute little gadget that allows you revive your aging vinyl records and transform them digitally into kickass MP3 files. Kinda obvious that the crackly audio cassettes were outcasted since shiny new technology refused to play them anymore… Sigh … Well not anymore!Now Ion released a gadget that specifically plays cassettes!

Over at ThinkGeek the geeky brains developed the  the USB Cassette Deck. This lil baby not only plays cassettes over USB ports, it helps you convert low tech data stream from your magnetic media into high end formats for playback on your ipod and whatnot. Plus you can copy your stash to CDs! Continue Reading »
USB Cassette Deck: Trip Down Memory Lane

Want to accelerate your bit torrent? Then you need the BitTorrent Acceleration Patch !

BitTorrent Acceleration Patch is a cutting edge plug-in for BitTorrent. Recoding of the program is geared to permit you file snatches of MP3s, video and other wanted files at maximum speed.

The bandwidth of your DSL connection is utilized as efficiently as possible and BitTorrent Acceleration Patch will seek more resources to download.BitTorrent Acceleration Patch is a BitTorrent plug-in that allows you to download audio and videos- without hiccup!. Continue Reading »
BitTorrent Accelerator

Are you an – ahem- pirate? Then you’d love CDBurnerXP. It’s a one-stop shop for all your napster activities!

But seriously, CDBurnerXP is a free application to burn CDs and DVDs, including Blu-Ray and HD-DVDs. It also includes the feature to burn and create ISOs, as well as a multilanguage interface. Everyone, even companies, can use it for free.

It does not include adware or similar malicious components. Continue Reading »
CDBurnerXP for Disc Jockies

Each time a new promising product is launched, especially those related to affiliate marketing, there rises a demand for unbiased reviews. It’s the case  with the hot new product, Google Profit Pump. But as everybody knows these days, mots ‘unbiased’ reviews are written by sellers, with the only goal to sell as many copies as possible, so you can’t really trust those reviews.

Yesterday I stumbled upon a website claiming to provide the information of scams promoted to affiliate marketers; the author explicitly states that most ebooks and courses out there are scams, except the three he is promoting himself. Sigh… where’s the honesty these days?

So I’m going for another tact  (which hopefully will be supported by other senior internet marketing reviewers) and act from the opposite; I actually bought Google Profit Pump among the first to see what it is, what it is not, and why it’s getting more and more ‘unbiased’ reviews. Continue Reading »
Is Google Profit Pump Worth $67?

I don’t know about you? But to me, trying to write 50-100 pages on one particular subject. Is like.. Yeahhhh… Right!!! I personally have a hard enough time writing a letter to my own Mother. Let alone 50-100 pages on one particular subject.

Now don’t get me wrong, I love my Mom to death. I just can’t figure out why every time we talk on the phone the conversation ends with… “Son, when you get some time… how bout’ writing me a letter”. Now I ‘ll be the first to admit, that when it comes to writing letters I am the worlds worst.

Maybe professional writers have no problem cranking out page after page of quality content to fill their e-books. But, as you can probably already tell, professional writer extraordinaire I am not. Continue Reading »
Dear Mom, Help – I Bought 472 Ebooks And I Can’t Get Up

Very often, you may find yourself stuck with a secured PDF that prevents its contents being opened or copied (you plagarists know who you are).  So what do you do? You purchase a software costing $39 from download.com that you use just once. Now, you no longer have to. There’s an online solution in Ensode that lets you access secured contents- without bloating up your PC with more installs.

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Unlock Those PDFs- Free!

Chances are 99% of all the photos you have of yourself suck. Well, maybe not suck. Just reek a bit. Maybe the skin’s a tad pale. Or there’s a stray hair going out the nose.

If that sounds like you, you need a bit of photo magic skills so you can doctor the images and make yourself look like a model. Imagine the benefits: your friendster profile gets more hits, your resume gets more calls and you feel better in your driver’s license.

I recently purchased Mark’s 101 Awesome Photo Tips and got my mojos out of it. For $67, I was treated to scores of special effects demoed on video and adroitly explained by an overly enthusiastic guy with lots of hair. I kid you not. In 30minutes, 10 of my stuffy old photos suddenly glowed with life.

Like a pale pic of myself suddenly superimposed on tbe foreground of a Ms. Universe Pageant. But that wasn’t just it: I sported a healthy tan, literally glowed with a dazzling aura and my eyes took on an azure hue.

I literally looked like a model surrounded by delightful dames!

Check out the tutorial. Let me know what you think.

There’s a cool ebook 32 pages long called How To Make Your Articles Stand Out Like a Lime Green Tube at Church available at Internet Marketing Tutor. It doesn’t cost a cent but offers very nifty ideas like “Commanding The Click” and “Blasting Your Articles to Where It Counts”. These topics come in very handy to marketers who use articles for brand building.

Oh yeah- you’ll spend days reading other free resources at the same site. I give this place 5 stars!

I owned an XBox360 last year but gave it up due to overheating problems. Besides that, games tend to be limited with only one truly taking my breath away: Halo 3.

Gaming Nirvana finally arrived when I recently purchased a PS3. Already, there’s a virtual armada of games like Tom Clancy’s Rainbow 6, FEAR, and my all time fave Need for Speed. If I’m not blogging or churning out operations analysis at the office, you’re sure to find me hunched over my PS3 with a soda helmet on my noggin and empty packs of doritos on the floor.

I can spend all day gaming. What with the console’s ultra realism (it’s notches better than the Xbox360) and uber connectivity features, who needs a girlfriend?

Some friends are holding back on PS3 purchases just yet due to the steep introductory prices of the games. To these folks in deprivation: do comparative shopping! With sites like these, you can find low prices for these games that can take you to gaming nirvana.

Right now!

Want to feel great?

Superb! Then delight with me in the Sphinx of Imagination produced by Hypnotica.org

Don’t worry. There’s no alcohol. No drugs. Nothing that’ll get you hauled off to jail. It’s a purely hypnotic CD brimming with tech that will yank your chain deep into trance and beyond.

I’ve been playing this baby for a few days now and can honestly tell you this: the bliss of valium and the rush of Weed doesn’t compare. In fact, words can’t express the rapture this new self-help offering afforded me.

(if my grammar’s all bleary, it’s cozz I just ejected the CD fromm the player)

See for yourself!