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Reduce Rejection - or Double Your Money Back

Fancy attracting the eye of that lass across the room? Then dab some of this magic potion on your neck and magic explodes! She’ll swoon and ask you out!

… or so the ad claims.

Androtics Direct manufactures some interesting vials of pheromone cologne that allegedly stimulates attraction between the genders. It works by acting on the VNO organ in the nose, a remnant of our apish past.

So does it work?

I actually bought a bottle of Instant Shine because it claims to be a mood lifter as well. Here’s how the blokes promote their strange magic:

Try Instant Shine.

Instant Shine adds a very real “shine” you and those around you can feel.

The short tagline on the bottle accurately reads: “Instant Shine. Confident and more brilliant than the rest.”

Based around a completely new pheromone, Instant Shine puts you in a great mood and makes you feel vibrant and confident.

A key to Instant Shine, when used in moderation,t gives you that kind of aloof confidence that’s so powerful and appealing, it just sucks other people in. The kind of confidence that doesn’t just make you feel good, but also allows you to better do as you please. The sense that you will succeed, regardless of real or imagined negativity around you. It really helps you to express yourself more freely.

What I can say is that the three days of using it was strangely devoid of headaches, roadrage and irritation at my lazy goldfish. So yeah- I believe it’s worked some voodoo on the emotions. My days were calm. Like being high on valium.

Can’t say what it does on the girls though. I’m surrounded by alpha male idiots in the office with no women in sight.

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One Response to 'Reduce Rejection - or Double Your Money Back'

hemi - October 27th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
When I arrived to Officetronics website I was hesitant but there luring low prices had me purchase an HP 4250N. After the purchase things went smoothly until I recieved the package 4 days later. Shipping was quick but the product arrived in a very weird manner. I checked the side of the sticker where the model number and serial numbers were shown and looked like some erased parts of the serial numbers and model numbers off the box. Without thinking twice I opened the box and the packaging itself looked as if it wasn’t done by the manufacturer. Stickers that held down the packaging were missing and manuel wasn’t in place where it should be. After further opening the product I ran a test printer and to my shock the printer had over 20,000 pages printed on the machine. I called Officetronics and questioned the product and the lady who answered the phone told me that this is a common practice that Officetronics does selling refurbished products as new. I told her why would she say such a thing and she responded with ” the owner of the company Philip Kim is a scam artist and that she would be quiting the job because of there pending investigations regarding false advertisement and fraud”. I asked if I could get a refund and she responded that ” Officetronics does not give refunds unless they are threatened with a law suit or a credit card charge back”. I told her in that case I would be calling my lawyer and she responded for me to tell the RMA Guy that so that I wouldn’t have much trouble refunding my product. After talking to the RMA guy he was furious and demanded who I spoke to who responded and I told him I had the conversation recorded and would not tell him who told me this information. At the end of the day I did recieve a full refund but the nightmare and time spent dealing with Officetronics was not worth the time. After further investigation of the product when you open the HP 4250N you will notice the model number and serial number indicated and there if you will notice that the letter “R” at the end of the model number had been erased to hide the fact it was refurbished. I searched online about Officetronics and read thousands of reviews about customers who had been cheated and defrauded the same as I had but never recieved refunds. I will report them to the FBI, FTC, Attorny General as well as all the information I was able to collect. I would like to thank the nice lady who informed me about the scam at Officetronics and would like to commend her. As in regards to Philip Kim the owner of Officetronics I suggest for him to find a good lawyer because who he is doing is a federal offense for false advertisement in the millions of dollars from what I have researched. If you have done any business with Officetronics I suggest you call the manufacturer and check with them to see if you recieved a used or refurbished good passed off as new by Officetronics.