Are those guys in the corner dealing drugs? Is your sexy girlfriend cheating on you?

Now you’ll know! This little baby is your eyes and ears from 300 feet away. Using sophisticated parabolic lenses and prisms, you can spy on anyone from a comfortable distance using just a 9V battery.

What’s more, you can also record those voices. Sorry, no video recording of your neighbor stripping.

At $59, this babe from gadgetuniverse gave me a whole day of fun and intrigue. Not to mention, a very angry cop who found me spying on him taking bribes.

Oh course he had to bribe me to keep silent.