I love my government, but I hate the way they run business. I particularly hate the way they turned politics into business.

Now griping won’t do any good. It raises my blood pressure. I get sick. And they don’t even foot the hospital bill. So instead of griping, I visit markfiore.com and watch the funniest parodies of government practices and policies. Suddenly, corruption doesn’t look so bad- it actually looks fun.

Maybe I’ll run for congressman.