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Dowsers speak about the importance of the color BLUE. Ellie emphasized this as well. There was a BLUE article in the April 2001 newsletter and since it relates to Ellie’s teaching and can be of assistance, it is being reprinted here. This is information garnered from an active email list I was on at the time, a conersation we were having about Blue Tape. My favorite dowser, Joe Smith, is in this discussion.

Frieda started this off:

Can noxious rays be caused by fluorescent lighting?

I tried dowsing the bed and was shocked to get the answer that yes, it was crossed by noxious rays. More dowsing located it as outside, coming in through the windows. I got negatives about the rays coming from the noise of heater-coolers, cars coming in at all hours, exhaust, wind, etc. Finally I asked about the light from the fluorescent security lights at the new building, and the rods crossed immediately.

Could this be so?

And if it is, what’s my protection? How can I keep out these rays? will just putting up heavy drapes do the job?

Take blue engineers tape and lay it across the window sill.

Where can I get this?

Probably at the hardware store. It is in a roll . The closest you can get to cobalt blue the better. Dowse the energy coming in the window then put the tape down and redowse it. It should be gone.

You should also put a strip in your car window for when you’re traveling around.

‘Surveyors’ tape is correct name for the tape , I don’t know where I came up with engineers tape. The blue paper backed tape should act as well. Frieda said she had it coming in the window so that is where she needs to put the tape. Dowse for where you need it. For noxious energy that is coming in above the ground, start your pendulum on the floor and keep raising it till you come in contact with the beam, as you enter the beam the pendulum should circle and quit when you run out of it as you go higher. This way you can find out how big the beam is. Telephone towers are bad about this type of energy.

Why does the blue tape work? Is it used as a device to hold an intention? Is there some beneficial effect from the color blue? Why use blue and not another color?

Intent is always a factor in any thing you do. You might be able to visualize the blue color and have the same effects.

I don’t know the whole story but it goes back to Egyptians and their use of the color ? I think. It will work for a while, how long depends on lots of things. Intent is always a factor in any thing you do. You might be able to visualize the blue color and have the same effects.

In the Middle East and in Moslem Africa, the color blue is protective. In countries where nobody but foreigners have blue eyes, the talisman that protects from the Evil Eye is a blue glass or stone eye— I still can’t figure that one out. Doorways are often painted blue to keep out evil. Outside garden walls are often painted blue. Blue says “Keep Out”. I can’t recall what cobalt blue looks like, but the blue used for painting is an azure blue, though the Evil Eye talismans can be darker.

Blue surveyors tape might better be placed under your hood, across the radiator or such as it is not visible there. It may also affect your motor operation. I recall years ago, at the convention, hat blue coloring [paint, etc.] around the base of the carb or injection pump helped improve gas mileage.

Rowdy Yates taught me to use a royal blue ribbon across my dashboard. (He even gave me the ribbon! Just like him! I’m sure my intent that it protect us has had a lot to do with it.) I also have royal blue reflectors on either side of my driveway gate and around the perimeters of our 5 acres. Again I feel protection for our property and those that enter!.

Also I blue line our home and have done others homes as well.

There is also a nice blue masking tape we painters use that is similar in color to the plastic flagging tape engineers/surveyors use, comes off easily for four days and then it sticks as bad a regular masking tape. Could put a piece on the bottom of the lower sash so as not to be visible, or on top of upper sash for same reason.

Gladys McCoy [from ORI] talked about this in her class, some highway engineer who discovered if you drew a blue line on a highway map, you could block noxious (or geopathic) rays that were causing multiple accidents that kept occurring at that spot on the road, which sounds like a pretty cool combination of thoughtforms, color therapy, and map dowsing.

Rem…this is similar in idea to what I call “blue-lining” a house or apt. It works, too. You can feel the drag of your pendulum before blue lining and not after. I worked with a group of people in California . We map dowsed for earthquake faults and then blue lined them….sometimes going out onsite and clearing the more potent energies.

Try placing it along the base of the whole wall. [NOTE: I bought a roll at the dollar store for $1)

I obtained this player in Jan 2007 and enjoyed it for about three months; user-friendly and sounded silky smooth. Sadly, it never did interface properly with my computer. Helpful buds pointed out work-arounds to get music onto it.

After the three month mark, it hung. Permanently (stopped charging, wouldn’t turn on.)

Maybe it was because I upgraded to Vista? That turned out not to be it because it still didn’t work on other PCs.

I began a friendly exchange of email with Creative tech support. Well, I was friendly, but they were indifferent.

The staff gave me a return authorization and charged me $25 (plus I paid shipping) to test it in their lab. How about that? They sell you junk and you pay to unjunk it.

Someone at the lab gave up. The spaghetti code in the zen or the crappy hardware stumped the technicians so they replaced the product. I got no information about what was wrong with it.

But guess what? The replacement isn’t working either; I need to replace the USB cable (Creative products will only charge/connect with Creative’s proprietary USB cable, wall charger, or car charger. The nice surprise is that you can purchase these on line for a bulky shipping fee.

Skip the dang thing. Get an Ipod Nano 3rd gen

At http://www.dynakorpharmacal.com , you’ll see a lucious lady staring back at you. Above her is a headline:

Eat All You Want And Lose Weight. Automatic Caloric Restriction

Yeah right. This miracle cure to end obesity makes you feel so sick, you’d just throw out the bottle after three or four tabs. That’s the ‘automatic caloric restriction’ in action.

How sick?

Imagine feeling constipated AND having diarreah almost at the same time. Imagine a jet engine-like roar in your ears. Imagine a thick pasty feeling in the mouth with bad breath to boot.

That’s how horrible my experience was this this pile of crap.

There’s no shortcut to trim abs other than a sensible diet and exercise. I reinforced this learning as I chunked the bottle down the trash.

Not yet convinced? Read these legal claims against akavar 20/50

Chances are 99% of all the photos you have of yourself suck. Well, maybe not suck. Just reek a bit. Maybe the skin’s a tad pale. Or there’s a stray hair going out the nose.

If that sounds like you, you need a bit of photo magic skills so you can doctor the images and make yourself look like a model. Imagine the benefits: your friendster profile gets more hits, your resume gets more calls and you feel better in your driver’s license.

I recently purchased Mark’s 101 Awesome Photo Tips and got my mojos out of it. For $67, I was treated to scores of special effects demoed on video and adroitly explained by an overly enthusiastic guy with lots of hair. I kid you not. In 30minutes, 10 of my stuffy old photos suddenly glowed with life.

Like a pale pic of myself suddenly superimposed on tbe foreground of a Ms. Universe Pageant. But that wasn’t just it: I sported a healthy tan, literally glowed with a dazzling aura and my eyes took on an azure hue.

I literally looked like a model surrounded by delightful dames!

Check out the tutorial. Let me know what you think.

That’s what my wife told me.

“You wear a Prada bag, but your shirt screams 80s and your jeans look like they went through a grinder. If you weren’t my husband I’d dump you”

Sigh.

So I began scouring for advice on the web. “Metrosexual tips” she hinted to me as a starting search point in google.

I found a lot and discovered this wasn’t gonna be an easy task. For starters, I didn’t want to look err… queer… or badass. I just wanted to be me.

So wifey directed my browser to some site called Emoda (this isn’t some paid review, k?) where fancy threads were sold, opinions were rife and fashion faux pas were placed out in the daylight.

Instantly I was hooked. Man… not only did Rock and Republic jeans go for less than what Nordstrom charges me, I came across lotsa cool articles that ensure I won’t look like metrosexual road kill.

I’m still browsing the site right now and enjoying every minute of fashion nirvana!

I spend almost 2 hours a day on www.instructables.com. Truly fascinating site I tell you. It’s a virtual show and tell on the queerest gadgetry that you simply must own. The only catch is: you gotta build it yourself from helpful plans posted on the site.

I’ve already built over 6 cool gadgets since the past weeks, like a stun gun, LED lamp starfield and even an insect torture chamber (no kidding!) Those who have a tech streak and itch to solder and weld, you must visit it.

But this post isn’t about instructables.com. I wrote it to give praise to kipkay which is a similar site, except that it’s full of How-To videos. Sort of like Instructables but only on video.

Want to pick locks with a bobby pin? Create infrared goggles? Or perhaps change traffic lights to be more favorable to your Ferarri? Then this how-to VIDEO site is for you!

After all the glowing reviews, I made a purchase from this pheromone site that promises me feel-good vibes- not just for myself, but also for people around me.

I liked the product when it did arrive. I felt super! It’s literally like Prozac perfume. No matter how stressed I am, wearing this scientific cologne gives me kicks.

The bad side is it took these people almost 2 months to deliver. Now that’s unacceptable. I suggest buying from speedier, more customer-friendly sites, like lovescent.

The lifeblood of every website is traffic. Now we all know traffic doesn’t come just out of the blue. You get visitors when you have a healthy deposit in the link bank account.

So how to do you get more links? This email from a friend contains some pretty nifty ideas for link mining:

Become an Authority

1. Make your content easy to understand so many people can understand and spread your message. (It’s an accessibility thing.)

2. Put some effort in to minimize grammatical or spelling errors, especially if you need authoritative people like librarians to link to your site.

3. Have an easily accessible privacy policy and about section so your site seems more trustworthy. Including a picture of yourself may also help build your authority.

Use PPC Strategies

4. Buy relevant traffic with a pay per click campaign. Relevant traffic will get your site more visitors and brand exposure. When people come to your site, regardless of the channel in which they found it, there is a possibility that they will link to you.

News Syndication

5. Syndicate an article at EzineArticles, GoArticles, iSnare, etc. The great thing about good article sites is that their article pages actually rank highly and send highly qualified traffic.

6. Submit an article to industry news site. Have an SEO site? Write an article and submit to WebProNews. Have a site about BLANK? Submit to BLANKinformationalsite.com.

7. Syndicate a press release. Take the time to make it GOOD (compelling, newsworthy). Email it to some handpicked journalists and bloggers. Personalize the email message. For good measure, submit it to PRWeb, PRLeap, etc.

8. Track who picks up your articles or press releases. Offer them exclusive news or content.

9. Trade articles with other webmasters.

10. Email a few friends when you have important relevant news asking them for their feedback and/or if they would mind referencing it if they find your information useful.

11. Write about, and link to, companies with “in the news” pages. They link back to stories and blog posts which cover their developments. This is obviously easiest if you have a news section or blog. Do a Google search for [your industry + "in the news"].

12. Perform surveys and studies that make people feel important. If you can make other people feel important they will help do your marketing for you for free. Salary.com did a study on how underpaid mothers were, and they got many high quality links.

My mother always told me I’d regret procrastinatng. For months I’ve had Able Planet’s $349 Clear Harmony headphones sitting on my desk, waiting for me to get around to trying them out. Last month, I finally opened the package….

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How’s this for versatle? The HYmini from miniWIZ lets you store energy in its 1200-mAh internal lithium-ion battery so you can charge your other myriad portable devices — only it can get its juice from the sun and wind. Hang…

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Stressed? Down in the dumps?

If you’re feeling blue, nothing can cheer you up faster than making someone else feel bluer. Or at least, scared out their wits. With this prank site, you can give someone a heart attack in seconds.

Imagine receiving a letter from the IRS or FBI warning of arrest. Now that can make anyone’s day!

I love TV programs- particularly episodes Heroes, Entourage and BattleStar Galactica. It’s just too bad I have to wait a week between episodes.

Not anymore.

Now I can catch all the episodes in a row from the comfort of my cinematic laptop screen!

Move over Youtube. Stage6 is here! It’s DVD quality viewing from the corner cubicle – or my bed wherever the laptop maybe.

Just one caveat- takes about 3 to 5 minutes to download an episode. But who cares, right?

It’s dang free!

Sometimes you just want to unwind with a nice, long hot bath, am I right? Fancy oils, a glass of wine, and some soothing tunes — oh, wait, that’s right. “Soothing tunes” means cranking the stereo or wrangling your iPod…

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Want to explore the underbelly of your site? Try these SEO cutting tools on for size:

1. Google Analytics

Obsessive compulsive? Google analytics helps let you discern who’s visiting your site, when they’re coming in, how long they’re staying- and if they’re throwing cash your way. Don’t start the day without snooping on visitor trends- it helps tailor your marketing spiel to their needs

2. NetMechanic Toolbox

You may not realize that poor spelling and slow loading pages are driving your visitors away. Uncover bottlenecks to your bottomline by running this tool on your site.

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You may be ranking number one for the search term “schizophrenic disorders in Dallas”- but how many paying clients will find you on that search term? Use the keyword suggestion tool to find profitable and actionable keywords that funnel in revenues.

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Long held as the Swiss Army Knife of web tools, Iwebtool brings to you an array of ranking, SEO and optimization applets that reveal the dirtiest secrets of any website.

Here’s a way for the on-to-go gadget freak to stay powered up: As part of their line of green products, Office Depot is offering the Voltaic series of bags. Like the Voltaic Converter pictured here, the knapsacks and messenger bags…

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