I love Star Wars!!!

And with Halloween approaching, won’t I look so cool knocking door to door in a Storm Trooper helmet?

Look at what I just purchased for my kid.

Stormtrooper Helmet Adult

Okay okay, so what if I’m a grown adult? Maybe I won’t go trick or treating after all. But still it’s a cool trophy. Or maybe I can put it on my lawn instead of pumpkins.

Hell, that’s a great idea!

Now for my good friend Bert, I’ll get him this:

Yoda Mask Adult

It sure looks better than his face right now. (isn’t that right, Bert?) And at just $20 it’s a whopping steal. Now the girls will really drape on your chubby arm.

Mwahahahahahahardehar!

And now here’s the real kickass:

Deluxe Jango Fett Costume Adult The Jango Fett adult costume set includes a 2-piece PVC mask, jumpsuit with molded body armor, molded belt and gloves. Blaster & Holster sold separately. Available in standard size. Costumes and accessories are not refundable and can only be returned for an exchange.Costumes and accessories are not refundable and can only be returned for an exchange.

I definitely will get this one. A full body costume of my hereo, Jango Fett. Isn’t he the man: conniving, sneaky, treacherous, and full of bad grammar? Just like all those third world presidents!

My upcoming high school reunion will be a blast. Here I am, a suave cool guy in his cool combat costume, next to all those loser bunnies, pirates and bums. OOOH YEA MAN!

Just checking out those toys for the big boys gave me a mental orgasm.