If this butt ugly hag promises you the secrets to get pretty,would you pay her asking price of $2000?

I thought so. Continue Reading »
HitPulse.com Review

It’s tough indeed to award recognition to the ultimate third party, merchant account.

Search the web, and you’ll find hordes of them: CCnow, Digital River, Ibill.com… you name it. Selecting the right one is a matter of fitting your needs with their features.

Howver just a few stand head and shoulders above the crop because of their value for money, brand recall and extra benefits free of charge. You want to be sure that the merchant account company who manages your funds doesn’t just walk out on you tomorrow!

It was an easy decision. Our favourite:

..is Clickbank… Continue Reading »
Clickbank.com Merchant Account Review

Women’s Fitness

Here’s a site my sexy sis, her friends, and their grandmothers have been raving about: Women’s Fitnes Dot Net.

Womensfitness.net has everything a woman desires: from toning down, to losing weight and gaining great glowing skin can be found here.

Much of the fitness site’s services are free. You’ll find weight calculators, diet planners, exercise regimens. Everything. Continue Reading »
Women’s Fitness Review

7 Most Effective Defense

Being a fan of martial arts, my interest piqued when I came across the site. It’s $19 cheap- way cheaper than the $149 courses I’ve seen recently.

I purchased the book on account of its high kicking karate promises.

I should have kept away. Continue Reading »
7 Most Effective Defense Systems Reviews

I played golf since 8 years. My dad was a pro- I’m sure some of the fudds around here would know him.

He taught me everything. How to swing. The best clubs to use (Callaway’s cool). How to avoid injury. And most of all, how
to get the key golf muscle into shape. Without honing that critical muscle, one can never reach the championships.

I’m sure you know what that muscle is.

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Golf Magic and MP3 Review

I look like this today:

You’re probably thinking I pop fat burners.

I used too… till Hydroxycut landed me in ICU for a three day vacation involving convulsions.

Never again. To hell with fat burners.

The only supplements I take are healthful whey protein, Xenical to absorb my fat and multivitamins.

Now, I look like Adonis on his best day.

And of course I live a truly healthy lifestyle… one which continues to chisel my abs, tuck my butt and tone my arms
each and every day. Want to know my secret?

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I Condemn Diet Pills!

I recently stumbled across Time Management which I thought was a a genuine blog on time management. But when I visited, I found hundreds of posts with the keyword Time Management.

Aha! Smells like creative splogging to me!
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Time Management ebook Review

I love Star Wars!!!

And with Halloween approaching, won’t I look so cool knocking door to door in a Storm Trooper helmet?

Look at what I just purchased for my kid.

Stormtrooper Helmet Adult

Okay okay, so what if I’m a grown adult? Maybe I won’t go trick or treating after all. But still it’s a cool trophy. Or maybe I can put it on my lawn instead of pumpkins.

Hell, that’s a great idea!

Now for my good friend Bert, I’ll get him this:

Yoda Mask Adult

It sure looks better than his face right now. (isn’t that right, Bert?) And at just $20 it’s a whopping steal. Now the girls will really drape on your chubby arm.

Mwahahahahahahardehar!

And now here’s the real kickass:

Deluxe Jango Fett Costume Adult The Jango Fett adult costume set includes a 2-piece PVC mask, jumpsuit with molded body armor, molded belt and gloves. Blaster & Holster sold separately. Available in standard size. Costumes and accessories are not refundable and can only be returned for an exchange.Costumes and accessories are not refundable and can only be returned for an exchange.

I definitely will get this one. A full body costume of my hereo, Jango Fett. Isn’t he the man: conniving, sneaky, treacherous, and full of bad grammar? Just like all those third world presidents!

My upcoming high school reunion will be a blast. Here I am, a suave cool guy in his cool combat costume, next to all those loser bunnies, pirates and bums. OOOH YEA MAN!

Just checking out those toys for the big boys gave me a mental orgasm.

Holy cow! The psychics are loose! I used to see them in shopping malls, at wharfs and right there in Disney Land. For a buck or two, they’ll tell me my delightful future.

I recall the very last reading I got at Disney

hmm… even if I’m already sterile?

Waitaminute… I already have two and am sick of the gas guzzling

Yeah right. I met her already.

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Keen Free Psychic Readings Review

Folks! I just came across a shamelessly killer way to make $500 to $1500 easy off your site!

(drum roll) Sell AD SPACE on your blog, board or portal.

Check out this beauty:

No cost out to you, it’s all MASSIVE CASH inflow.

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Text Link Ads Review

We reviewed Bert’s favorite Guide to Attracting Women . It’s only fair that the team discusses the flip side of the coin.

Behold Cosmopolitan Magazine’s response and best selling ebook on the subject:

HerSecrets.net

HerSecrets.net offers a system that reputedly transforms the virgin into a smoking hot sex goddess.

If that’s true, it’s really gift for us hulking brutes. After all, who doesn’t want great sex?

Let’s see how good they really are.

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HerSecrets.net Attracting Men Review

I should be a seduction guru. It’s undoubtedly a moneymaker!

Check out HypnoDate. It’s one of those products that’s taking the internet by storm (adios Ross Jeffries) and a favorite book of fellow reviewer, Bert.

Bert, by the way is a follower of women. He adores them more than he adores his wallet. Fact is, he’d give up his wallet to have more women.

Hence his fascination for this book. Continue Reading »
HypnoDate | Attract Women Review

eMug website

Fresh from the giddy experiences with the Fridge Energizer and JU99, I knew I just had to buy this little goodie from ewater.com. It would be great to drink energized cola right throughout Saturday Night Live.

Here’s what the site trumpted:

Great for keeping track of fluid intake each day. TBM (Total Body Modification) doctors themselves asked us to make this available, so we did it. I PERSONALLY LOVE THIS MUG!

POWERFUL! Fifteen foot field of protection in all directions from computers and all environmental chaos. Great for energizing bags of foods!

Anything placed inside is energized and turned in thirty seconds!!! Longer times produce even higher energies. Foods can be placed near it and will be energized as well.

This will become your favorite and will never leave your side. All the advantages of E Technology, plus SIZE!

It’s another energy product, this time some quantum soup of flexoelectric polymers that’s pretending to be a high-priced mug. Reminds me very much like the composites offered in the Fridge product. Continue Reading »
FlexoElectric eMug Review

Click Here for Rocket French

I was a Rosetta Stone (rosettastone.com) loyalist since 2000. I taught myself Mandarin, Spanish and Italian. The system worked superbly. One week is all I need to understand Spanish Cable TV.

Rosetta no doubt beats most of the fly-by-night foreign language learning programs. Using video, audio and exercises, the software even taught me a bit of the accent.

I had just one gripe.

Each level of Rosetta Stone costs $300+ That means adequate mastery of a language runs into the thousands of dollars!

Now that my son is entering secondary school and needs to learn French, I started searching for alternatives. Continue Reading »
Rocket French language program Review

My buds purchased the Fridge Freshener at the same time as the Tesla Purple Plates. Coming from the same merchant, we at least got to save on shipping.

This unit is a curiosity.

One of the most popular products you can find in the positive energy section is the Fridge Freshener. It was designed to prolong the shelf life of food stored in the home refrigerator. Reduce food poisoning and food spoil using this basic principle of energy. Fresh fruits and vegetables receive life giving energy while on the branches and vines on which they grow. Once picked, these foods are severed from this life force and immediately begin to oxidize and decompose. By placing this energy cube inside your refrigerator, your food will last two to four times longer than normal. This is based on the ability of the fridge freshener to harness some of the life sustaining force once supplied by the plant on which the food was grown.

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Positive Energy Fridge Freshener Review

Here’s one of the internet’s ancient relics. A product sold since the 90s and it toots a huge horn.

The Purple Tesla Plate is:

The atoms and electrons of the aluminum have been altered so that the plates are in resonance, or in tune, with the basic energy of the Universe. They function as transceivers of the Earth’s paramagnetic force…creating a field of energy around themselves that will penetrate any material substance by osmosis.

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Tesla Purple Plate Review