No, it isn’t an alien anal probe. This here is a latext USB powered vibrator. This set includes 5 interchangable latex probes (wow!), has ten tantalizing preset pulse/vibrate rhythms (coolness!), and features a self adjustable finger ring vibrating bullet. What more could a girl want?

Other than randy girls who get their kicks watching porn at youporn.com and shufuni.com, I can’t think of anyone who’d find this useful. Come on! Do you want to be strapped to your PC as you squirt away?

Geez. Whoever came up with this monstrosity should have his head probed.