No, I don’t refer to those ditches in your face. I refer to the crinkly caverns on your dress shirt. Show up at a business meeting or job interview in that messy shirt and your chances for positive outcomes plummet faster than you can say “Hire Me”

You see, I’m an ironing freak. I bought all manner of conventional irons in my fetish to wear shirts that look  starched. Problem is, it takes too long and you can literally perforate your shirts. I got a pile of dead Marks and Spencers from zealous ironing! After the last burn on an Amrani polo I gave up on the darned technology and switched to thos fancy steamers like the ones produced by Jiffy. Department stores use them- so they’re good enough for me!

I’m glad I made the switch. What took me thirty minutes for my batch of Armanis now takes ten. There’s no danger of burning anything (except my hands). Whether denim or silk, the wrinkles flatten upon a single pass.

 Why did I discover this just now? I could have saved thousands of man hours the past years of my life had I discovered this earlier!